Posted
by Matthew
R. Johnson · March
28
I'm watching this movie Don Jon which
is supposed to be Don Juan, a ladies man, white folks assumption of
what a “player” is.
With movies of guys being players, big stud lady lovers, know this, the lead male character will always be a simp, he might not appear that way at first to the naked eye, but trust me, all it takes is a brawd & these dudes true simp colors will show.
Gordon-Levitt plays Jon Martello, a modern day Don Juan, his friends call him Don Jon due to his ability to pull different women.
The same thing happens in every movie (where white folks try to direct a movie on their assumption of what a player is), the guy meets a woman more attractive then the women he's pulled before, the 10 (based of of looks & attitude alone), & it's love at first sight, He dances with her, even attempts to make out with her, she heads home, he realizes he cannot pull her on the first night, & so her pursues (stalks) her,
He finds her by asking around, finding her profile photo on facebook & boom, he takes her out to eat,
To summarize shawty, it's Scarlett Johansson, so you already know she's fine, but, she also has a bossy attitude, he wants to fuck her badly & thus she changes his life around knowing he wants to smash. Oh, I forgot to mention Don is a porn addict, he has sex with various women, but his addiction to porn has led to him not enjoying sex as much as he enjoys jerking off. I digress. So Scarlett Johansson's character (Barbara Sugarman), kinda forcing him to get his shit together in order to fuck with her, it doesn't make her a bad woman, but it is one sided as fuck, she makes him go back to school to take a class so he can make a 6 figure salary, (she herself works in the corporate world, wearing a suit & stuff). She wants to meet his family, she wants to meet his friends, she wants him to meet her family & friends, she doesn't sound like a bad catch, does she? At one point she told him he was a winner. He does all that she asks of him & then when they finally fuck, you guessed it, he's still addicted to jerking off to porn. She catches him in the act, he plays it off like his friends sent it him as an email, a joke (breaking her rule of not lying to her), & they move forward about the situation, even though she acted as if she thought it was sick & he had cheated on her. I forgot to also mention that the reason he's so addicted to jerking off to porn, is that they do what he feels is real sex, all the women he fucks with are lame in the sack according to him, they don't give head unless given head, & once they've gotten theirs off, they're in a hurry to do him so it's not completely reciprocated the same way. (Normal average guy problems) but, I digress.
I'll summarize the movie as this (cause you all should see it for yourselves)-
100% of the problems men have dealing with women, would be eliminated if they started acting like they had a big set of balls. Half of your problems stem from lack of valuing yourself, high self-esteem, PRIDE!
The other half is rejection, fear of losing a really attractive woman because you never compromised the man. Bitches come a dime a dozen, shit, dimes come a dime a dozen. How do you meet dimes? By leaving your house, walking up to one, & starting a conversation with her, that's how!
If you started not caring about losing bitches, & a lot more about self respect & BEING RESPECTED, you'd go a lot further in life, & bitches would get their act together, & by together I mean act right & stop trying to tell men what to do. Scarlett Johansson is a fine brawd. Here's the thing about beautiful women. Yes you're the most beautiful I've ever seen, BUT, you're the most beautiful woman I've seen SO FAR, & that doesn't mean I will act any less of a man because you're really attractive. I'll always find women more attractive, the thing is, finding women that have master femininity & not trying to master masculinity. To sum it all up, I need a lady in the streets & a freak in the sheets. -SSM
With movies of guys being players, big stud lady lovers, know this, the lead male character will always be a simp, he might not appear that way at first to the naked eye, but trust me, all it takes is a brawd & these dudes true simp colors will show.
Gordon-Levitt plays Jon Martello, a modern day Don Juan, his friends call him Don Jon due to his ability to pull different women.
The same thing happens in every movie (where white folks try to direct a movie on their assumption of what a player is), the guy meets a woman more attractive then the women he's pulled before, the 10 (based of of looks & attitude alone), & it's love at first sight, He dances with her, even attempts to make out with her, she heads home, he realizes he cannot pull her on the first night, & so her pursues (stalks) her,
He finds her by asking around, finding her profile photo on facebook & boom, he takes her out to eat,
To summarize shawty, it's Scarlett Johansson, so you already know she's fine, but, she also has a bossy attitude, he wants to fuck her badly & thus she changes his life around knowing he wants to smash. Oh, I forgot to mention Don is a porn addict, he has sex with various women, but his addiction to porn has led to him not enjoying sex as much as he enjoys jerking off. I digress. So Scarlett Johansson's character (Barbara Sugarman), kinda forcing him to get his shit together in order to fuck with her, it doesn't make her a bad woman, but it is one sided as fuck, she makes him go back to school to take a class so he can make a 6 figure salary, (she herself works in the corporate world, wearing a suit & stuff). She wants to meet his family, she wants to meet his friends, she wants him to meet her family & friends, she doesn't sound like a bad catch, does she? At one point she told him he was a winner. He does all that she asks of him & then when they finally fuck, you guessed it, he's still addicted to jerking off to porn. She catches him in the act, he plays it off like his friends sent it him as an email, a joke (breaking her rule of not lying to her), & they move forward about the situation, even though she acted as if she thought it was sick & he had cheated on her. I forgot to also mention that the reason he's so addicted to jerking off to porn, is that they do what he feels is real sex, all the women he fucks with are lame in the sack according to him, they don't give head unless given head, & once they've gotten theirs off, they're in a hurry to do him so it's not completely reciprocated the same way. (Normal average guy problems) but, I digress.
I'll summarize the movie as this (cause you all should see it for yourselves)-
100% of the problems men have dealing with women, would be eliminated if they started acting like they had a big set of balls. Half of your problems stem from lack of valuing yourself, high self-esteem, PRIDE!
The other half is rejection, fear of losing a really attractive woman because you never compromised the man. Bitches come a dime a dozen, shit, dimes come a dime a dozen. How do you meet dimes? By leaving your house, walking up to one, & starting a conversation with her, that's how!
If you started not caring about losing bitches, & a lot more about self respect & BEING RESPECTED, you'd go a lot further in life, & bitches would get their act together, & by together I mean act right & stop trying to tell men what to do. Scarlett Johansson is a fine brawd. Here's the thing about beautiful women. Yes you're the most beautiful I've ever seen, BUT, you're the most beautiful woman I've seen SO FAR, & that doesn't mean I will act any less of a man because you're really attractive. I'll always find women more attractive, the thing is, finding women that have master femininity & not trying to master masculinity. To sum it all up, I need a lady in the streets & a freak in the sheets. -SSM
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