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Monday, January 28, 2013

A Simp can be your Downfall (Troy 2004)

STOP Simping Movement
January 28, 2013 · 
I'll leave you all with this,
A simp can be your downfall whether you're man or woman.
I remember watching Troy (2004), and it ticked me off that Achilles character (played by Brad Pitt) was killed by a simp like Paris (Orland Bloom). He had no real training, he was a weak and pathetic tender dick who played captain save a hoe, then had the nerve to act like he got a prize out of fucking a second hand pussy. (We all know the King hit it first). Then instead of taking it as he fucked the kings wife this tender dick goes and takes the bitch with him getting not only his own brother and father killed but cause the destruction of Troy, of a bitch. As if royal coochie was better than peasant bitch coochie.
Achilles known for conquering and being the best fighter in his army was cool with taking the gold and a few bitches and routing Troy. Although Achilles was cupcaking with Briseis he never wanted to be in that war in the first place claiming glory for a coward of a king only in the end to get killed by a tender dick like Paris.
It's ironic that Paris wanted revenge for his brother in which HE started that war by playing captain save a hoe that got his brother killed in the first place, Achilles was trying to help out this lames cousin from being murked by the very men taking his home, and in the end the a actual man slain by a simp. I love medieval movies mane, back before cats started using guns you had to have skill with iron, steel. and or silver. If I was alive during those times you can call me the Ant-simp mercenary for hire or simp executioner.
-SSM.

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